Terms of use

Who we are

Pointless Meeting (pointlessmeeting.com) is an art project by Dan Berg, based in London, UK. By using the site you agree to these terms.

The tools

• The meeting cost calculator, excuse generator and meeting bingo are free and provided "as is", for entertainment.
• Cost figures are rough estimates based on average salaries, not financial advice. Excuses are jokes, and some are rude. Use them at your own risk: we accept no responsibility for career outcomes.
• We may change, pause or remove any tool at any time.

Google Calendar import

• Connecting Google Calendar is optional. It gives the calculator read-only access to your events, used only in your browser, as described in our privacy notice.
• You can disconnect at any time with the "Disconnect" button or from your Google account permissions.
• Your use of Google services is also subject to Google's own terms.

Booked meetings

Pointless meetings are free 20-minute video calls booked through TidyCal. Please be kind. We may cancel a booking at any time.

Content

The text, artwork and design of this site belong to Dan Berg. You're welcome to share links and screenshots; please don't copy the site or its tools wholesale.

Liability

To the extent the law allows, we're not liable for any loss arising from use of the site. Nothing in these terms limits rights you have under UK consumer law.

Contact

Questions? Use the "Let's touch base" form on the homepage. These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales.

Last updated 7 October 2026.